You know, I’ve always been of the opinion that no matter how far you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery! But that may be because you’re using one of those cool bookends, shown on the right. It makes you look twice.
The Bullshit Button is something I discovered recently. Absolutely hilarious! When someone tells you something that is a little too farfetched, this is the button you need. For added effect, make sure it is taped with velcro underneath your desk, out of sight. “Oh come on now, that aint even bullshit, thats horseshit!”
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is definitely something different! It’s also a great conversation piece for guests Watch as the “gel” (aka snot) oozes out of that overly large nostril. Make sure to use green gel for the added visual effect!
The Butt and Face towel is something that should have been invented years ago! If you use your towel more than once, like anyone who cares about saving water should, you would know that it is certainly beneficial to know which end your face had been last time, and which end your butt had been! Elegant in its simplicity, this towel is just way cool!
These padded cheeks can be worn to enhance your appearance and give you that extra confidence. No butts about it!
These are entirely hidden foam pads and so comfortable that you’ll forget you’re wearing them. They’re washable and reusable. Each pad sits in its own pocket, so they won’t move around and make your arse look lopsided!
It’s nearly that time of year again. Halloween! The one time during the year that you’re allowed to dress funny and beg strangers for a lolly. There’s still time to get your costumes, but you need to be quick.
Did you know you could actually get “Duff” – you know, from The Simpsons?
Well, it’s not exactly like it. It’s not beer. It’s an energy drink and apparently it tastes pretty good!!
I can imagine myself walking around with a duff can, taking a drink and say “Hey Homer” in a drunken voice like Barney. Better yet, might as well get a “Flamin’ Moe”
Watch as the “gel” (aka 
